Cancer cells and I

I'm studying cancer metastasis right now and I realized something: they're convincing proof for the much-too-often-used phrase, "If it doesn't kill me, it makes me stronger" - which is pretty much MY phrase. that's right, i claim it as MY phrase. but anyways, i say that b/c when you deprive cancer cells of oxygen, glucose, or other nutrients, the surviving cells are even stronger than the ones that died. and these are the ones that are gonna go all throughout your body and kick your ass hard... real hard. and so since i too believe that 'whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger" - especially with regards to eating spicy food - i conclude that I must have been a cancer cell in my previous life. or a tumour.

thanks for reading this crap,
jon